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Rough Night

from 15 Years of B​-​Sides by Julian Velard

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It’s been a rough night
Now the words can’t flow freely
it’s been a rough night
The waitress is cute but she’s looking straight through me
It’s been a rough night

So peel me from the sidewalk
like a blackened piece of bubblegum
Or some tired old waffle topped with syrup from the sewers
And I pray the MTA will get me home by morning light
(Ooh) It’s been a rough night

There’s a drill in my head
with an acoustic guitar bit ,oh it’s been a rough night
And there’s a loose piano string
wrapped in four dollar cheese shit
It’s been a rough night

And I’m too old to suck titties, too young to buy whisky
but neither would help ‘cause I hate the taste of both
And I feel this worried hour
creeping down my murdered spine
Ooh it’s been a rough night,

It’s been a rough night, it’s been a rough night,
it’s been a rough night it’s been a rough night,
it’s been a rough night night….

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from 15 Years of B​-​Sides, released February 8, 2015

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Julian Velard Los Angeles, California

Julian Velard's musical stylings and comedic timing have made him a fixture in both the comedy and music scenes, and have created cult followings overseas.

He’s toured alongside Jamie Cullum, Paul Carrack, and has shared the stage with comedians Will Ferrell and Paul Scheer.

His ability to transition between worlds has led to regular appearances on The Howard Stern Show and NPR’s Ask Me Another.
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