Goyishe girls all over the world
Can’t take my pick of
All of these lovely shiksas
They got nothin' on Jews baby
Nothin' on Jews baby

They might be hot
They might be blond
But I like the Jewess
With it going on yeah
Goys got nothin' on Jews baby
Nothin' on Jews baby

I know you know when a girl is hot
I’m not gonna lie and say that shiksa’s not
But my need for Jews is like a sickness that I’ve got
You a lot ______ just a tater tot
Girl I’m not gonna take it for a spin
You’re the only dreidel that I’m getting in
Sleepin' with that girl it would be a major sin
I’m the shofar so you start to blow in

What’s all this business
What’s up with Christmas
I need a girl who’s down with Hanukkah
I don’t wanna sound racist
But gotta say this
I know what Clinton saw in Monica
Jewish girls play me like harmonicas
Non Jews just can’t get down like us
Their chicken soup it really sucks
Sucks, sucks, sucks, hey!

Goyishe girls all over the world
I just can’t get with ya
Since ya had no bat mitzvah
They got nothin' on Jews baby
Nothin' on Jews baby

They can ________
Go to church to pray
But I don’t want no one
Who can’t say oy vey
Yeah they got nothin' on Jews baby
Nothin' on Jews baby

I like my girls knowing how to be super cheap
I like them making me feel guilty even in my sleep
Some Christian girls might never even make a peep
About a matzoh ball that can make a fella weep

I mean sure that girl is pretty
Nose is itty bitty
But she likes the Jewish look
_______________

I ain’t down with Texas
I like Jew York City
Now stop

I been to Sweden
I been to Paris
I don’t know when I been to Germany
But I went to temple on Rosh Hashanah
Now I know the Jewish girl’s for me
I like girls who eat kosher Chinese
And who know that _____ please
And who hang out with Israelis

Goyishe girls all over the world
You’re hot and so sure
But you don’t get kosher
You got nothin' on Jews baby
Nothin' on Jews baby

They might be hot
And they might be blond
But I like a Jewess with it goin' on
Yeah goys got nothin' on Jews baby
Nothin' on Jews baby

When you say you want some Challah
Goyishe girls always shout
When I need some Manischewitz
Jewish girls bust it out
Eating lox and smoked trout
Knowing that shrimp is out
Jewish girls got the clout, yo
That’s what I’m all about

Goyish girls all over the world
Don’t get verklempt but ______ not having sense/cents?
Yeah you got nothin’ on Jews baby
Nothin' on Jews baby

They might be hot
And they might be blond
But I like the Jewess with it goin' on
Yeah you got nothin' on Jews baby
Nothin' on Jews baby