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I can’t believe you're pregnant again
Didn’t think life could get better and then
God blessed us twice, Jesus Christ, Amen
I can’t believe you’re pregnant again

I’m not crying, these are tears of joy
Don’t matter to me if it’s a girl or a boy
The apartment’s a mess, nothing left to destroy
I can’t believe you’re pregnant again

Let’s spend it all on childcare
Till one of us becomes a millionaire
Maybe then we’ll have a couple more
Why stop at two when we can have four?

Just because we’re broke don’t mean I’m cheap
When you’re already drowning, it don’t matter how deep
At the end of the day, it’s only sleep
I can’t believe you’re pregnant again

Truth be told, I was good with one
Thought of my days of diapers were done
But married people can still have sex
And this is one of the side effects

I shouldn’t be surprised by the situation
A new child is cause for celebration
So here’s to you successfully tracking ovulation
And here’s to me finding my zen
I can’t believe you’re pregnant again

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from Please Don't Make Me Play Piano Man (Official Queens Cast Recording), released November 27, 2020

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Julian Velard Los Angeles, California

Julian Velard's musical stylings and comedic timing have made him a fixture in both the comedy and music scenes, and have created cult followings overseas.

He’s toured alongside Jamie Cullum, Paul Carrack, and has shared the stage with comedians Will Ferrell and Paul Scheer.

His ability to transition between worlds has led to regular appearances on The Howard Stern Show and NPR’s Ask Me Another. ... more

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