Hit You In Your Hotspot

from by Brooke Van Poppelen and Julian Velard

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It’s that time of night
To dim the light
Got one last text that I need to write
Gonna power down and I’m turning you on

Here’s a Google alert
I’m taking off your skirt
Don’t need four bars and an app to flirt
When you’re next to me, I feel my signal get strong

Love is great cause love is real
But I love the way internet makes me feel
Makin’ love is twice as nice
When I turn your body into my device

Lemme hit you in your hotspot
I’m gonna flip your phone
Keep you fully charged
You’ll never be alone
Gonna put my number into your cell

Lemme get up in that buttdial
It’s no accident
Not autocorrect
Yes, I know what I sent
I’m DTF RN IRL

No need to think
We’re both in sync
You send me to the cloud when you click my link
Connecting is my favorite drug

When this began
I was a single man
But now you got me thinking ‘bout a family plan
Until that day, I’m gonna pull out the plug

Love is great cause love is real
But I like the way likes make me feel
Being verified is twice as nice
When I turn your body into my device

Lemme hit you in your hotspot
Facetime your face
You’re the one machine
That I can’t replace
Gonna put my number into your cell

Lemme get up in that buttdial
Unlock your screen
Speed dial your heart
Straight from my jeans
I’m DTF RN IRL

All these notifications racing through my head
So many comments inside, things I never said
I wanna make the world
In my posts come true
Become the person
I am online
With you

Lemme hit you in your hotspot
I’m gonna flip your phone
Keep you fully charged
You’ll never be alone
Gonna put my number into your cell

Lemme get up in that buttdial
It’s no accident
Not autocorrect
Yes, I know what I sent
I’m DTF RN IRL

Lemme hit you in your hotspot
Facetime your face
You’re the one machine
That I can’t replace
Gonna put my number into your cell

Lemme get up in that buttdial
Unlock your screen
Speed dial your heart
Straight from my jeans
I’m DTF RN IRL

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from Comfort Zone, released April 26, 2019

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Julian Velard New York

Julian Velard is a singer, songwriter, and piano man. A biting 21st century wit in a stylish package—think Harry Connick, Jr. with the panache of a Brooklyn hipster—recalling Stephen Sondheim or Randy Newman at the peak of their talents.His comedic timing and musical stylings have made him a regular on The Howard Stern Show and NPR’s Ask Me Another. He is also an instructor for Linkedin Learning. ... more

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